In the Elevator
Hi is this elevator going up or down?Down.
I’m lost in this building.
Well what are you trying to do?
Become undead.
*poker face*
So I pay 30 bucks a month for unlimited which is the same price as their 3GB data plan. Why am I being warned below 3GB? I’m not even getting over on their system yet.
Libra Dragon Zodiac
The Libra/Dragon is not just anybody. Librans are born manipulators. Dragons tend to be suspicious. Librans seek equilibrium in all matters. Dragons seek to be heard and seen. Neither sign is particularly taciturn. The match is stormy. But despite the tempestuous nature of the Libra/Dragon, he or she will be gifted in carving out unusual destinies. Nobody much trifles with the feelings of this monster of taste and talent. His or her charismatic presence is sought after by all manner of people he or she seduces somehow just by being there. To succeed at being the mate of this huge soul, one must know how to applaud even when the music is not that great or the artwork just soso. Thanks to this highly attractive person’s wild imagination,Libra born Dragon lovemaking may be slightly kinky and certainly memorable -especially the thrilling part where…
I’ve finally completed my first week in my new position. I’m happy to report that this job is 9 kinds of awesome.
Awesome time, so I was at the Fox Theatre in Pomona fighting my way to the bar when I looked up and saw this, it was a remixes video of Obama dancing to the beat of the music.
One time me and my friend got in a money fight when I was counting some money and he threw a bundle of cash at me. FML






